Today
This is for today. Today, I hope you read this.
If today came up to me in a pub and tried to pick on me while I was sitting on a stool drinking my pale-ale (which I really like, BTW -- the ale, not the stool), I would punch it in the face (today, that is, not the stool or the ale). It would not matter if today was accompanied by yesterday and tomorrow, even if I could really get screwed by tomorrow. Today has got on my nerves and it definitely has no business disturbing me while I sip my pale-ale. I would, however, be wary of yesterday, as it would be behind me. The wise thing to do would be to drag today into the bathroom and beat the crap out of it -- even if it called for help, tomorrow would never come.
7 Comments:
Funny!
And so profound.
How are you? We never seem to get to talk for more than 5 minutes, if that.
Today is totally kicking my a$$ as well. Perhaps I'll follow the advice from your previous post and take a nap. ; )
Any way dogs do not care either for today or tomorrow ,still i love them
Got here from CeeKay's blog!
You have a wicked sense of humor! Good wicked! Me like!
GTN: Not profound, I just had a bad day and needed to take it out. This was the most harmless way...
Mint: How have you been? Sleeping, when in trouble, is always the best thing.
Kanji: Dogs are indeed lovable, and handsome too.
GND: Thanks. :)
:) Funny! Cutely so.
~N.
Where you? How be you? come back!!
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